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Race Condition Running Inaugural Quarantine Relay


A ragtag group of hooligans and ne’er-do-wells run around the city for seemingly no reason whatsoever. They appear to enjoy it and take numerous photos along the way. This document serves as a record of the events of the first RCR Quarantine Relay so that future generations — or more likely, the extraterrestrials who eventually find Earth after humanity is wiped out by the giant meteor we all know that 2020 has in store for us — can better understand the psychological effects of quarantine life in the first months A.C. (after COVID-19).


It would have been around this time of the year that one of RCR’s main events — the Ragnar Relay — takes place. Last year, we ran the Ragnar Northwest Passage Relay and had a blast! We were really looking forward to reliving this kind of experience, which essentially was a group camping/road trip. Unfortunately, 2020 had other plans and our regular group runs, as well as goal races, were put on hold indefinitely.

As the novelty and peace of the WFH lull slowly faded, our group of stereotypically antisocial computer scientists started to miss the community aspect of running. Running alone and brunching over Zoom was just not the same without the constant bickering, e-graph lectures, and sneaky group selfies. Thus, one fine Wednesday (or Thursday, or Monday, who even knows anymore), Ellis suggested we do a giant relay around Seattle. So we did.


The idea was well received and we had 21 people sign up for the race. Our original plan was to run the relay on May 31. But as they say, men make plans and 2020 laughs, this time in the form of historic civil unrest. When things seemed to settle down a bit, June 28 emerged as the new best date, and fortunately we still had 21 runners ready to go.

The most logistics-heavy but also the most fun part of planning the race was route design. The Shadow Council started with roughly solving a TSP (in sub-polynomial time) with each vertex being a runner’s home. The legs were then extended to hit selfie-worthy places around Seattle, while keeping in mind each runner’s preferred distance. Our first draft had us starting at 5-ish am and finishing around 3 am, in the true spirit of Ragnar relays. However, the IRB decided not to approve our plan, citing ridiculous notions such as “safety” and “no one wants to wake up at 4:30 just to run.” We adjusted our start and end times to sunrise and sunset, shortening routes and moving the meeting locations accordingly.

We ended up with decent coverage of most interesting sites in Seattle, from Seward Park, I-90, Lake Washington Blvd to UW campus and northwest Seattle parks like Carkeek and Golden Gardens. Finally, it was only appropriate that we end at the Space Needle, where the finish line ribbon was made of a premium four-ply Charmin ultra soft toilet paper roll.

Final details:


Detailed Results

  1. Jennifer – earliest riser (thanks again!)
  2. Zach – most contemplative (“I was also listening to the autobiography of a Zen master and learned about the illusion of the self”)
  3. Chandra – hype captain (for all the quick reacts and zoom hosting during the day!)
  4. Daniel – most guest runners in a leg
  5. Swati – most serious selfie face
  6. Maureen – best post-race decision (pastries from Cafe Flora!)
  7. James – biggest hill lover (alternatively, most complaining)
  8. Willie – best photo captions
  9. Max – funniest selfie faces
  10. Ellis – most @channel pings
  11. Remy – most multicolored
  12. Gus – closest time estimate (pace was within 1 sec/mile!)
  13. Yuxuan – most UW spirit
  14. Trang – Ravenna rockstar (ran into a live band!)
  15. Ewin – most transcendental run (3.14 miles)
  16. Stephen – best hair (and it wasn’t even close, though he was close on James’ heels)
  17. Lauren – best medal designer

  18. Eric – best race report

    “The sun was out in full force as I arrived at Sandel Park for my leg. After baking for a few blocks on a residential street, I dropped into Carkeek, where it immediately felt 15 degrees colder. The descent to the parking lot was fast, though slower than I hoped because of foot traffic. I burned several minutes on a detour to the railway bridge to get a Puget Sound selfie, where again I was waiting for people to pass. Then, I hustled through a very steep climb up the South Butte over several stair sections, a beautiful section of forest, before finishing on an uninteresting stretch of streets, meeting Nick at a sad, closed down sushi restaurant.”

  19. Nick – longest leg (though likely not longest legs)
  20. Aishwarya – coffee and puppy connoisseur
  21. Amanda – best finish line breaking

Common themes:


With p < 0.5 and no chance of Type II Error, the relay was Type I fun. 10/10 experts agree, would do again.

Conclusion Graph


R1: This work is innovative, inspirational, and miles ahead of any race report I’ve ever read. I recommend acceptance without further revision.

R2: Fails to cite my relay-ted work. Strong reject.

R3: Strong accept. I am an expert in this domain and will champion this relay by running the entire route by myself next time.